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Ben Mack here.
I asked my girlfriend…
Will you make 223 Monkeys?
…and she said yes!
At the time it seemed like a good idea. She had a big show and her monkey purses are always a crowd pleaser. The big show was a couple weekends ago when it was snowing. So only her diehard fans came out.
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Here’s the deal…
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Her Tshirts and Purses are not well framed by this ugly webpage I made. I’m not a designer. I’m the chump that suggested she make 223 Monkeys! I’d like your help please.
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the real story is that I bet Big Mike $7500 he could sponsor this week's show of Joel Comm Live. I had room to bid higher.
Saturday, May 24, 2008
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Friday, October 5, 2007
Napoleon Hill explains... Carnegie on Choice
Luke: Anybody here? Hey, Old Man. You home tonight? Can You spare a minute. It's about time we had a little talk. I know I'm a pretty evil fellow... killed people in the war and got drunk... and chewed up municipal property and the like. I know I got no call to ask for much... but even so, You've got to admit You ain't dealt me no cards in a long time. It's beginning to look like You got things fixed so I can't never win out. Inside, outside, all of them... rules and regulations and bosses. You made me like I am. Now just where am I supposed to fit in? Old Man, I gotta tell You. I started out pretty strong and fast. But it's beginning to get to me. When does it end? What do You got in mind for me? What do I do now? Right. All right.
[Gets on knees, closes eyes and begins to pray]
Luke: . On my knees, asking.
[Peeks up with one eye, waits. Then opens eyes and crosses arms]
Luke: . Yeah, that's what I thought. I guess I'm pretty tough to deal with, huh? A hard case.
[Clicks tongue]
Luke: . Yeah. I guess I gotta find my own way.
[Headlights shine through windows, backs up]
Dragline: Luke?
Luke: [Shakes head and smiles] Is that Your answer, Old Man?
[pauses and smiles, shaking head...]
I guess You're a hard case, too.
Tuesday, October 2, 2007
Monday, October 1, 2007
do you... ?
in marketing
I'm known as...
Ben Mack
Former Senior Vice President BBDO
Brand Strategy Director, Cingular
ride the magic
I'm known as...
Ben Mack
Former Senior Vice President BBDO
Brand Strategy Director, Cingular
ride the magic
American Marketing Association awards
Edison Award, Michael Jordan Cologne
Effie Award, Yomega Yo Yos ($8mm=>$123mm+ over 1 year.)
Joost van der Leij, Netherland NLP practitioner
Google Click Through Rate 5.1% to 9.1%
Subscriptions to newsletter increased from 100 to 350 people each week
Sales up 206% month over month
the ENTREPRENEURIAL circus
This is the circus...
everybody's trying not to go home.
==> I study those who make it...
When and where
does this "real world" occur?
==> ...everywhere.
<><><><>i<>am<>a<>performance<>artist<>
I found myself psychologically unemployable.
Corporateland was screwing with my head.
==> I had to learn how to promote myself.
I couldn't deal with their "intellish*t." I was grateful, and yet I felt compelled to play a game he never signed up for. In this way I felt oppressed. I am extraordinarily grateful to be born an American white male. ==> This has made my life a lot easier than most have had it.
and yet, i felt oppressed. weird.
I found myself muttering that I wanted to stop playing the game. I began repeating the mantra, “I want to stop playing the game,” and I kept winning bigger jobs with outrageous salaries.
My last two jobs I made $180,000
base salary and i was miserable.
When I find myself PROUD from collecting points, like salaries and awards I often had a cosmic train wreck and crap out.
==> i got fired from my last two jobs
I want to win, but not for the sake of winning, but because winning will
mean I can quit playing the game. I am winning. I willing to regain my liberty. That kind of will power? Well, sometimes it hurts to obtain. This hurt is often referred to as "growing pains." You are doing good. To me... winning for the sake of victory is vacuous. that's why sports doesn't really hold my interest unless i bet on the game, which i only seem to do around the Super Bowl. i don't like to feel obligated to pay attention. i didn't do well in high school, ==> i had a 2.6 GPA in High School and i was on scholarship at UCLA. i wrote a killer essay. i can help you do the same.
Now, focus YOUR ENERGY and emerge VICTORIOUS.
everybody's trying not to go home.
==> I study those who make it...
When and where
does this "real world" occur?
==> ...everywhere.
<><><><>i<>am<>a<>performance<>artist<>
I found myself psychologically unemployable.
Corporateland was screwing with my head.
==> I had to learn how to promote myself.
I couldn't deal with their "intellish*t." I was grateful, and yet I felt compelled to play a game he never signed up for. In this way I felt oppressed. I am extraordinarily grateful to be born an American white male. ==> This has made my life a lot easier than most have had it.
and yet, i felt oppressed. weird.
I found myself muttering that I wanted to stop playing the game. I began repeating the mantra, “I want to stop playing the game,” and I kept winning bigger jobs with outrageous salaries.
My last two jobs I made $180,000
base salary and i was miserable.
When I find myself PROUD from collecting points, like salaries and awards I often had a cosmic train wreck and crap out.
==> i got fired from my last two jobs
I want to win, but not for the sake of winning, but because winning will
mean I can quit playing the game. I am winning. I willing to regain my liberty. That kind of will power? Well, sometimes it hurts to obtain. This hurt is often referred to as "growing pains." You are doing good. To me... winning for the sake of victory is vacuous. that's why sports doesn't really hold my interest unless i bet on the game, which i only seem to do around the Super Bowl. i don't like to feel obligated to pay attention. i didn't do well in high school, ==> i had a 2.6 GPA in High School and i was on scholarship at UCLA. i wrote a killer essay. i can help you do the same.
Now, focus YOUR ENERGY and emerge VICTORIOUS.
The van Westendorp Price Sensitivity Meter
ANCHOR A mid-point=> How much would you expect to pay for this course you just created?
1) At what price would this course begin
to feel expensive?
2) At what price would this course begin
to be too expensive where you couldn't see yourself considering the investment?
3) At what price would this course begin
to feel inexpensive?
4) At what price would this course begin
to be so inexpensive would question the quality?
1) At what price would this course begin
to feel expensive?
2) At what price would this course begin
to be too expensive where you couldn't see yourself considering the investment?
3) At what price would this course begin
to feel inexpensive?
4) At what price would this course begin
to be so inexpensive would question the quality?
Sunday, September 30, 2007
The 1st EVER Lounge-inar!
Picture yourself lounging, eating grapes, drinking a good wine, eating cheese and reconfiguring how you approach your business with an end-to-end solution that is guaranteed to work, or your money back.
Imagine a P.O.S.H. suite where...
You Get Synergized! They say...it only hurts once.
1) On a scale of 1-10, with 10 being "way yes" how much do you want to spend HALF DAY Thursday, All day Friday, All DAY & NIGHT Saturday, and Sunday we recover and lounge with Kevin Nations, Dave Lakhani and/or myself?
(answer 1-10 only please)
2) Why did you answer (insert answer from Question #1)?
3) What specific skills do you need to know to get you to your personal next level of success?
4) What will this do for you?
5) How will having this kind of success feel for you?
8) What will this success look like in two years?
(please give specific measurable results)
9) Why is this believable to you, that you can get to that success two years from now?
Please answer in comments below and label each answer with at least the question number to sepearte your answers to each question above.
extra credit...
did you listen to the audio linked to the word please just above?
What if we guaranteed your two year results? What if we guaranteed 90 success or you get your money back?
10) How much would you expect to pay for this course you just created?
11) At what price would this course begin to feel expensive?
12) At what price would this course begin to be too expensive where you couldn't see yourself considering the investment?
11.b) At what price would this course begin to feel inexpensive?
12.b) At what price would this course begin to be so inexpensive would question the quality?
ONE FINAL QUESTION...
15) What else could we have asked to ensure you get the seminar you need for your success?
Thank you very much
for your participation
and considerations.
We value your insights
and whether or not
we do work together,
stay blessed.
~bows low with humble gratitude~
Ben & Friends
Imagine a P.O.S.H. suite where...
You Get Synergized! They say...it only hurts once.
1) On a scale of 1-10, with 10 being "way yes" how much do you want to spend HALF DAY Thursday, All day Friday, All DAY & NIGHT Saturday, and Sunday we recover and lounge with Kevin Nations, Dave Lakhani and/or myself?
(answer 1-10 only please)
2) Why did you answer (insert answer from Question #1)?
3) What specific skills do you need to know to get you to your personal next level of success?
4) What will this do for you?
5) How will having this kind of success feel for you?
8) What will this success look like in two years?
(please give specific measurable results)
9) Why is this believable to you, that you can get to that success two years from now?
Please answer in comments below and label each answer with at least the question number to sepearte your answers to each question above.
extra credit...
did you listen to the audio linked to the word please just above?
What if we guaranteed your two year results? What if we guaranteed 90 success or you get your money back?
10) How much would you expect to pay for this course you just created?
11) At what price would this course begin to feel expensive?
12) At what price would this course begin to be too expensive where you couldn't see yourself considering the investment?
11.b) At what price would this course begin to feel inexpensive?
12.b) At what price would this course begin to be so inexpensive would question the quality?
ONE FINAL QUESTION...
15) What else could we have asked to ensure you get the seminar you need for your success?
Thank you very much
for your participation
and considerations.
We value your insights
and whether or not
we do work together,
stay blessed.
~bows low with humble gratitude~
Ben & Friends
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