Memetic Branding

Friends of Joel Comm & Other Monky LOVERS

2008-05-24T05:51:00.000-07:00

this ad is brought to you by Hakim Bey, MetaThink and VT's Resurrection Circus.
You may have seen my girlfriend's hats at Nordstrom. TODAY if you buy this Green MONKEY shirt OR ANYTHING WITH A MONKEY... from her store I'll give you my famous $297 course called Profitable Momentum.

Ben Mack here.

I asked my girlfriend…

Will you make 223 Monkeys?

…and she said yes!

At the time it seemed like a good idea. She had a big show and her monkey purses are always a crowd pleaser. The big show was a couple weekends ago when it was snowing. So only her diehard fans came out.

Now Eva May has Too Many Monkeys!
Here’s the deal…
For 24-hours…

If you adopt a monkey you will get my personal gratitude, over $394 of my gratitude.

Each shirt is hand silk-screened printed on a cotton Tshirt of quality so fine it must be touched to be appreciated, the softest Cotton you’ve ever felt.

This is luxury that’s fun to wear.

Some shirts have a Giraffe, Butterfly, Cat, Dog, and 223 have a monkey. Only a TINY Fraction of them are online in her store...

ALL Monkeys GUARRANTEED House Trained!
Every shirt is washed twice after silk-screening, so the monkeys won’t shrink, shed or bleed. 100% Healthy Happy Monkeys! :-)

Either the monkeys go or I’m in trouble. Please adopt a monkey. Be My First Sale!

Her Tshirts and Purses are not well framed by this ugly webpage I made. I’m not a designer. I’m the chump that suggested she make 223 Monkeys! I’d like your help please.

Buy any monkey and I'll give you my $67 The Relevant Truth if you do one tiny little favor that requires your acting immediately, by mid-night tonight. You see, today is my Sister's birthday. Please wish my Sister Haley Happy Birthday in the comments below AND I'LL GIVE YOU MY $297 COURSE called Profitable Momentum.

If you adopt a monkey I get a Happy ending…
I’m five months into a wonderful relationship with the most creative woman I’ve ever dated. She’s beautiful, and she makes the most amazing hats and I can’t blame her for being grumpy… I suggested she make 223 Monkeys! My Bad. Too many! Now we have monkeys everywhere and they’re straining our relationship!!!

This is a hair-on-fire, one day sale you can't miss it.You will create an inferno of traffic, sales, and profits by
zeroing in on your most profitable skill and turning it into the profitable momentum that funnels cash in...while you sleep!

Here's what you do...

1) Buy any monkey by ==> clicking here <==

2) Wish my sister a Happy Birthday below in the comment section on this blog

3) You get an email with your FREE ADMISSION to The Relevant Truth and Profitable Momentum

YOU WILL WANT TO GET THE $394 TRAINING!

Why am I giving away the farm? I'm trying to impress two of the three most important women in my life. (Mom's the 3rd... I love you Mom!) I want you to... Be My First Sale.
EVERYBODY THAT ADOPTS A MONKEY TODAY GETS THIS WHOLE PACKAGE FOR FREE!

the real story is that I bet Big Mike $7500 he could sponsor this week's show of Joel Comm Live. I had room to bid higher.

Dr. Ben Mack

2008-05-04T12:52:00.001-07:00

from The Pitch, Poker & The Public...

2007-11-03T05:08:00.000-07:00

Mirror, mirror on the wall...
WHO'S THE REALEST ONE OF ALL?
excerpt from the up-sell

a healthy use of authority...

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i'm WILLING

2007-10-07T17:44:00.000-07:00

Napoleon Hill explains... Carnegie on Choice

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Luke: Anybody here? Hey, Old Man. You home tonight? Can You spare a minute. It's about time we had a little talk. I know I'm a pretty evil fellow... killed people in the war and got drunk... and chewed up municipal property and the like. I know I got no call to ask for much... but even so, You've got to admit You ain't dealt me no cards in a long time. It's beginning to look like You got things fixed so I can't never win out. Inside, outside, all of them... rules and regulations and bosses. You made me like I am. Now just where am I supposed to fit in? Old Man, I gotta tell You. I started out pretty strong and fast. But it's beginning to get to me. When does it end? What do You got in mind for me? What do I do now? Right. All right.
[Gets on knees, closes eyes and begins to pray]

Luke: . On my knees, asking.
[Peeks up with one eye, waits. Then opens eyes and crosses arms]

Luke: . Yeah, that's what I thought. I guess I'm pretty tough to deal with, huh? A hard case.
[Clicks tongue]

Luke: . Yeah. I guess I gotta find my own way.
[Headlights shine through windows, backs up]

Dragline: Luke?

Luke: [Shakes head and smiles] Is that Your answer, Old Man?
[pauses and smiles, shaking head...]
I guess You're a hard case, too.

yes... = TWISP ==> you're welcome.

2007-10-05T11:37:00.001-07:00

what attracted John to Yoko
was a simple idea
peace
"i didn't say thank you"

start here please...

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=> Press the triangle to play recording

start==> by clicking

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is this Art...

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now playing
The Art Reid Show

for intellectual pioneers...

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pioneers

==> Magic, right?

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ideograph aka meme

Allow me to introduce myself...

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I'm a Magic Castle Award Winning Magician
known as...
Benjamin Garth.
"Magic At The Drop of A Hat"

==>AUTODIDACTS Wanted, NOW please!

2007-10-01T23:19:00.000-07:00

Autodidacts: a mostly self-taught person.

worth buying DVD (this is crappy quality)

2007-10-01T23:11:00.001-07:00

"wedding crashers" 99 red balloons <==Bonus material on DVD makes iT worth IT. :. .

do you... ?

2007-10-01T23:02:00.000-07:00

ride the magic

in marketing
I'm known as...
Ben Mack
Former Senior Vice President BBDO
Brand Strategy Director, Cingular
ride the magic

American Marketing Association awards
Edison Award, Michael Jordan Cologne
Effie Award, Yomega Yo Yos ($8mm=>$123mm+ over 1 year.)
Joost van der Leij, Netherland NLP practitioner
Google Click Through Rate 5.1% to 9.1%
Subscriptions to newsletter increased from 100 to 350 people each week
Sales up 206% month over month

300k in 90 days

2007-10-01T22:51:00.000-07:00

The Relevant Truth

the ENTREPRENEURIAL circus

2007-10-01T22:16:00.000-07:00

This is the circus...
everybody's trying not to go home.

==> I study those who make it...

When and where
does this "real world" occur?

==> ...everywhere.
<><><><>i<>am<>a<>performance<>artist<>

I found myself psychologically unemployable.

Corporateland was screwing with my head.

==> I had to learn how to promote myself.

I couldn't deal with their "intellish*t." I was grateful, and yet I felt compelled to play a game he never signed up for. In this way I felt oppressed. I am extraordinarily grateful to be born an American white male. ==> This has made my life a lot easier than most have had it.

and yet, i felt oppressed. weird.

I found myself muttering that I wanted to stop playing the game. I began repeating the mantra, “I want to stop playing the game,” and I kept winning bigger jobs with outrageous salaries.

My last two jobs I made $180,000
base salary and i was miserable.

When I find myself PROUD from collecting points, like salaries and awards I often had a cosmic train wreck and crap out.

==> i got fired from my last two jobs

I want to win, but not for the sake of winning, but because winning will
mean I can quit playing the game. I am winning. I willing to regain my liberty. That kind of will power? Well, sometimes it hurts to obtain. This hurt is often referred to as "growing pains." You are doing good. To me... winning for the sake of victory is vacuous. that's why sports doesn't really hold my interest unless i bet on the game, which i only seem to do around the Super Bowl. i don't like to feel obligated to pay attention. i didn't do well in high school, ==> i had a 2.6 GPA in High School and i was on scholarship at UCLA. i wrote a killer essay. i can help you do the same.

Now, focus YOUR ENERGY and emerge VICTORIOUS.

INTRODUCING==> The Telephone Test

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The van Westendorp Price Sensitivity Meter

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ANCHOR A mid-point=> How much would you expect to pay for this course you just created?

1) At what price would this course begin
to feel expensive?

2) At what price would this course begin
to be too expensive where you couldn't see yourself considering the investment?

3) At what price would this course begin
to feel inexpensive?

4) At what price would this course begin
to be so inexpensive would question the quality?

unless you already know this...

2007-09-30T23:21:00.001-07:00

are you open to the possibility... that just perhaps...
Your marketing sucks?

The 1st EVER Lounge-inar!

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Picture yourself lounging, eating grapes, drinking a good wine, eating cheese and reconfiguring how you approach your business with an end-to-end solution that is guaranteed to work, or your money back.

Imagine a P.O.S.H. suite where...
You Get Synergized! They say...it only hurts once.

1) On a scale of 1-10, with 10 being "way yes" how much do you want to spend HALF DAY Thursday, All day Friday, All DAY & NIGHT Saturday, and Sunday we recover and lounge with Kevin Nations, Dave Lakhani and/or myself?
(answer 1-10 only please)

2) Why did you answer (insert answer from Question #1)?

3) What specific skills do you need to know to get you to your personal next level of success?

4) What will this do for you?

5) How will having this kind of success feel for you?

8) What will this success look like in two years?
(please give specific measurable results)

9) Why is this believable to you, that you can get to that success two years from now?

Please answer in comments below and label each answer with at least the question number to sepearte your answers to each question above.

extra credit...
did you listen to the audio linked to the word please just above?

What if we guaranteed your two year results? What if we guaranteed 90 success or you get your money back?

10) How much would you expect to pay for this course you just created?
11) At what price would this course begin to feel expensive?
12) At what price would this course begin to be too expensive where you couldn't see yourself considering the investment?
11.b) At what price would this course begin to feel inexpensive?
12.b) At what price would this course begin to be so inexpensive would question the quality?

ONE FINAL QUESTION...
15) What else could we have asked to ensure you get the seminar you need for your success?

Thank you very much
for your participation
and considerations.

We value your insights
and whether or not
we do work together,
stay blessed.

~bows low with humble gratitude~

Ben & Friends

The art of learning...

2007-09-30T09:07:00.000-07:00

Read please...

this makes me FEEL good
and this REMOVES MENTAL MOLD

The Art of Learning: A Journey in the Pursuit of Excellence